July 19, 2007

FREE Smoking Monkey

Lionel Hutz. Unfaithful Ex-husband, Presumed drug dealer, But most importantly, a truly visionary lawyer. Smoking monkey, originally uploaded by ukslim.


Definitely one of my favorite simpsons characters. Ever. A genius of a man.

God bless his soul, and his smoking monkey.

Hutz: Now Marge, you've come to the right place. By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey. [sniff] Better cut down there, Smokey! [laughs]
Marge: Mr. Hutz!
Hutz: [excited] Look - he's taking another puff!
Marge: Mr. Hutz! This was all a misunderstanding; I didn't mean to take anything. [Lionel disappointedly drops the smoking monkey in a drawer full of identical critters]
Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?

Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'.

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